– What’s the biggest
secret you kept from me? – Um I guess I told you I wasn’t
masturbating when I was. (laughs) (“Serenade No. 13 in G Major” by Mozart) – Hello. – Hello. (both laugh) – I’m Christa. – I’m Cody. – I’m Natalie. – I’m Evan. – We dated in high school
and that’s why we’re here. (laughs) – Yeah we actually haven’t seen each other in like a really long time. – Yeah, a while. – Well, I was actually,
can we take a shot first? Just to warm up? – Oh wow, okay. Have your sexual abilities
improved since high school? – Hmm…no. (laughs) I still last the same as I
did freshman year. (laughs) – Like two minutes. – I mean that’s just when
we get going, you know. – Stop. – I mean you gotta be serious! – Have your sexual abilities
improved since high school? – Oh yeah.
(laughs) – What’s them new moves? – Depends on the person,
depends on the penis. (both laugh) – Can we go to next question now shit. – Of all the lovers you’ve
had, where do I rank? – You’re the top one, you’re just like what I find attractive in a girl. – Yay. – Of all the lovers you’ve
had, where do I rank? – The best I guess. – Out of the whole two. – What the fuck are you guys… – Females and males? – Two. – More than 15, less than 20 probably. How many of them were women? Probably like… 8? – She had more sex with women than I did. Alright let’s move on.
(laughs) – Did you have your first orgasm with me? – Yeah… – Oh hell yeah. – Yeah. – But you’ve had partners before me. – You’re number one. – Oh, really?
– Mhm. – What move was I hittin’ you with? When I made you nut? (laughs) – Well you ate me out.
(both laugh) – What did you learn
from me in the bedroom, that I set you up for future lovers? – My idea of sex was always super short so if sex was super long
it would hurt my feelings. (laughs) – Well I mean it was good sex and stuff but like between us but
then with other people it’s like, it’ll be like
why is this so long? – Did I help you out? Let me know.
– (laughs) It was like the first time like, having oral, like, sex with a woman. (both laugh) I learned a lot from that. – The little finger thing. – What finger thing girl? The bowling ball was it like two in the pink one in the stink, what was it? Oh, it was like a really
quick motion on that G-spot. – What would have happened if we had gotten pregnant in high school? – Oh shit, we would have
had an abortion for sure. – Yeah?
– Yeah. – That couldn’t have happened, but we got lucky that we’re two girls so. – I would have never seen
myself being like a teen mom or something like that,
but I would probably, like, want to do everything
to like make it work. – Mhm. – How long did it take you to get over me? – What is like “over you” mean? ‘Cause we talked about,
like, getting back together in the future up until I
got pregnant pretty much. – Mhm. – Yeah.
– Mhm. – No we didn’t, we were just like, uh, we’ll figure it out when
it comes, basically. – Who broke up with who? – Ooh see, you broke
up with me didn’t you? – Yes. – You did, yeah. I wasn’t really “out” per se. – I was, literally hiding in
your closet from your mom. She could be on her bed and her mom got home from
work and I hid in the closet. Shaking for my life. She’s gonna beat me down
when she finds me here. (both laugh)
– Oh my god. – What’s the biggest
secret you kept from me? – I told you everything. I literally told you
everything all the time. – Oh you’re going to hate me. Remember when we broke up in high school around like prom senior year?
– Mhm. – Cause you thought I
had slept with somebody? – Yup, mhm. – I did. – I figured. – Are you hurt? – Kinda. – Are you?
– Yeah. – I knew that you would be. – I figured, like, I knew this
was going to happen, low key. – You knew they were going
to ask something like that? – Something like that. – Interesting, how were
we wrong for each other? – Oh man. We’ll just say we’re both crazy. – At least for me we just like, never, like, hit a point
of, like, clicking. I sound like a tool
saying that but I dunno. – You didn’t like me enough,
that was what was wrong. – Sounds so sad, don’t wanna
talk about that now shit. – It was like complacent.
– Mhm – But we’re also like young and like trying to figure it out. And not knowing exactly,
like, what we want out of life was conflicting.
– Yup. – How were we wrong for each other? – ‘Cause we were young and I was crazy and needy and you were kind of a dick. – Alright next question.
(laughs) – No I’m good. Kiss me like you did in high school. – I have to take a shot. I can’t kiss you. – We can take shots to that. – Kiss me like you did in high school. – Like I did in high school? Do you remember we used to
bite each other lips hella? – No. – You would just bite my
lip once and it’ll be good. – Okay. – Ah! – No you go that way. – Aah! – There you go. Cool! – Alright, last question you ready? – Did you always know
that we wouldn’t last? – No. I thought you were the one,
then your crazy side came out. – What’s my crazy side? – Your angry side
(both laugh) – Guess I gotta get my
crazy out, not so crazy. – For the next… – For the next person, I got you. – We’re done here.
– We’re done. – I for sure thought we’re
gonna last, for forever. That time we broke up I just knew that things just weren’t
going to be the same. – Are you happy that we dated? – For sure! Definitely.
Are you kidding me? – We were like best
friends, we did so much. I wouldn’t have done
like half of that shit. – Yeah, like streaking,
like climbing buildings, it was just like, I mean it
was high school silly stuff. – Do you miss being in
a relationship with me? – Yes. – (laughs) Is that what you want us to do? – Yeah for sure.