[Music] Today I will use so many crackers in school It gonna be so much fun today [Music] Brother, are you mad ? Why are you so late? Where were you? I was preparing for the Diwali Preparation for Diwali ? Have a look ! See, I have got so many crackers for the Diwali Oh shit I forgot to bring crackers Brother, please help me How could I help you? We can’t even find any shop at this hour of morning lets go I beg you, Please help me bro Okay, Let me think something Let’s do one thing I bought all crackers in Rs 100 You can have half of this in Rs 50 Please reduce the price Let’s make it in Rs 40 Excuse me? …Am I looking like a vendor? Either buy them or let your honour decrease in School Okay give it to me Take this amount of Rs 50 I stole this from my father’s pocket yesterday Is this an authentic note ? Yes, It’s original currency note Brother It’s real Okay let’s distribute the half among us Look at the location now Inside? Come here [Music] One for you One for me Two for you Two for me Three for you Three for me 50-50! Any issue? Any problem? [Baby Laughter] Wait a minute You have got so many crackers in your bag So you want me to give the whole factory in just Rs 50 huh? Let’s go ooo….come come..! You did the 50-50 distribution But I hope they are not fake dublicate crackers I will first check one Damn, Okay ! Go and use one cracker, check it Go fast, burst it there… [music] Aunty bomb! Aunty bomb! Aunty bomb! Aunty bomb! No, It’s not like old golden days I am only like a normal cracker I look like bomb two to three years ago Naughty boys! [bomb blast] [music] Friends ! Do watch this video till the end Do Subscribe the channel It gonna be so much fun Let’s go to school with me ! [music] Where are you going ? Can’t you see? in Class Oh really? And what’s inside this bag Books, none of your business I know, you have got crackers in your bag Yes, but none of your business I guess you want small cracker That’s why you came to me Otherwise you won’t come to me Oh hello? I am not greedy of your crackers. Get it? PTI sir checking bags And if he caught you with crackers then he will beat you alot You serious? No I am lying Go inside and have a reality check by your own…Huh Please help me Tell me what should I do Do one thing Drop all the crackers outside the school Hey bro …! Please give my Rs 50 back I don’t want your crackers My mom will be angry on me Once we sold, We don’t take returns Get it ? Please return my money Are you mad ? Now it’s sold and won’t take it back Also, We are not afraid of any sir I will go inside with crackers, Just have a look! Exactly, How can Sir do this with us I got it by my own money, 50 rupees If sir wants to take my bomb I will give him 50% in Rs 25 I can manage this much for him Huh….! Without tie , School entry (bad english) Not permission (bad english) Sorry sir Yes boys (bad english) Where you going (bad english) first come, checking bag, then going (bad english) [Intense music] Sir we don’t have anything You have no thing (bad english) Still bag check it is (bad english) Give bag [Intense music] Woww..! Decoration items Good boys Go now both (bad english) Sir check my bag as well Your friend looking good (bad english) Nothing in bag You also looking Gentry You both of three , go now (bad english) No sir, You please check my bag Or else I will be sad I will think you don’t obey your job [music] [Comedy music] Sir, why are your beating him This boys has lot of crackers (bad english) I hold him and scold him (bad english) You good girl, take this cracker (bad english) And go to staff room So that no boom blast (bad english) [Music] Take out now Have your crackers Take them Thank you my friend You saved me from PTI sir If I wasn’t saved you Then PTI sir gonna beat you just like your friend Take them Thank You But these crackers are now mine You are taking so much I deserve this much You deserve a bit less Let me calculate through calculator Okay do it Oh my god! New phone From where do you got so much of money I haven’t bought it I won it on VMate App On VMate ? See, This is VMate App VMate is running Light Up India (Roshan Karo India) contest Where if you light up all the 10 diyas then you can win Motor bikes, TVs, Smartphones, Gold coins & Bumper Prize – Alto car Imagine 5 Crore worth prizes! I am so excited I want to win the Alto car Yesss…! Wow, this is called Diwali Dhamaka, I will also download VMate and Light Up India And you won this phone…! Now I will take 2 more packets because you won this phone Are you mad? I won’t give you more Should I tell this to PTI sir? Okay take them You are sitting here? We have to decorate the whole class Let’s go quick Okay…Take this..! Woww..thank you thank you..! Let’s go [music You guys are so slow You know? I used to live in Taj Mahal On Diwali, We used to decorate the Taj Mahal in just 2 hours And you can’t even decorate a class, huh! Huh..! [Blast sound] [Intense music] Are you mad ? Why are you bursting crackers in class If PTI sir gonna notice this, He will beat you so much No dude..! You know what happened yesterday ? Rocket went inside my mouth Then whenever I burp, Scratch or even breathe I don’t how how I am producing sounds of crackers from inside [crackers sound] See! How could this possible ? I am sure you are lying No, This could be possible Once a labour ate stone in our Taj Mahal From then whenever he burped, There is a whole villa came out from his mouth Oh really ? You know Without having red color on my hand I can make your cheeks red Should I slap you now ? What a mad! Guys, don’t fight Wait let me show you [Bomb & cracker Sound] Now you see! I am also even worry because of this [Intense music] Yes childrens (bad english) How’s decoration walking ? (bad english) Very nice (bad english) Make-up of wall (bad english) Good Good (bad english) Glamour will increase more (bad english) Sir..sir..sir..sir.. may I go to washroom ? Yes, go my son (bad english) Thank You Sir [Music] [Bomb blast sound] Sir may I come in ? Yes Yes (bad english) You done bomb blast ? (bad english) No sir, you already checked me in the morning I guess students of 10th E doing this Okay go to your seat (bad english) Thank you sir..! Sir may I go to drink Toilet ? Yes my children go go (bad english) [Music] oooohhhhh Oh so Pankaj bursted this cracker in toilet Let me tell PTI sir ha ha ha You bomb the bast ? (bad english) Now I’ll blast you (bad english) [Funny Music] If you now blast bomb (bad english) I will again blast you (bad english) [Funny Music] Pankajjjjjjjjjjj….! I won’t forgive you now You always make me in trouble [Romantic Music] Tell me why you called me here Today I gave you so many crackers in morning Now be my girlfriend Girlfriend ? Go and Do your work..Huh..! Also there wasn’t my favourite cracker among those which you gave me Oh really ? What’s your favourite cracker My favourite cracker is Chakri I like to jump open that round moving crack Okay don’t take any tension now I will bring 2 packets of your favourite cracker on the next Diwali Oh really! By the way what’s your favourite cracker ? Mine ? If I’ll tell you, You will feel bad otherwise Tell me… tell me… My favourite cracker is you Aww Am I a cracker ? Now listen the sound of that cracker [Slap] Huh flirting ? I hope no one saw that [Music] Another useless cracker, Shit ! [Bomb blast sound] These boys burst small small crackers.. You know ? We burn this much size of crackers We burn sky shot by having rocket with gas cylinder ohhh.. The Mangalyaan rocket went earlier to moon Otherwise my dad was supposed to sent a rocket on moon on this diwali [Bomb blast sound] And also this guy making us disturb so much We have to make a Rangoli as well Leave it We have to make a Rangoli as well [Music] [laughter] You better make something good Because anyone can make easily what you have done Okay guys You better make it and show us Sure, It’s not a big deal Get aside We are champion Guys, We have to make something A better rangoli, a colorful rangoli..! So that we could shock the whole world There are colors and capsules inside Let’s go…! [Music] See, It’s done No one can make what we have done in this whole world [Laughter] Oh hello, Why are you laughing ? Can’t you see that we did an amazing job Anyone can make circle and leaves Make something challenging like us You are right Monkeys won’t understand taste of Rangoli..! [Laughter] [Bomb Blast sound] He made our life worse Such a Small packet with a big wonder He blast and fart all the time Oh wait, We also have to burn our crackers Girls shall we ? Yes..! Okay let’s go Let’s burst the cracker..! [Music] Yeeeaaaaahhhh….! [Music] [cracker sound] [Music] Yeahhhhhhhhh….!! [Music] [Cracker sound] [Music] Guys PTI sir is coming [Intense Music] You childerns (bad english) Bomb blasting ? (bad english) No sir…..! I hear bomb sound (bad english) If I catch you I beat you (bad english) Let’s study (bad english) Where is chalk? (bad english) [Bomb blast sound] Who planted bomb here? (bad english) I am asking you all (bad english) Who bomb here (bad english) Tell me fast (bad english) Or get turmeric (bad english) You not telling (bad english) Fingerprint will scan (bad english) You will go in jail (bad english) No one will safe you (bad english) You blast ? (bad english) You ? You ? You ? Oh you all in one (bad english) Great..! I like it (bad english) Diwali festival always make together come (bad english) And I am happy to watch this (bad english) I forgot my english after watching your friendship (bad english) Wow enjoy! (bad english) Happy Diwali Go..! [Music] Wow so much fun Thank god I placed a small bomb in sir’s drawer Did you? I placed the bomb What are you saying! I placed it too Even me too We too..! I did this too Listen! Listen! Listen! I placed a time bomb in sir’s drawer It gonna be so much fun now [Bomb & cracker sound] [Music] Hey guys ! We wish you Happy Diwali Guys there is Diwali Dhamaka contest on VMate You can win motor cycle, Smart phone, TV
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