Vitalii: Hello guys, it’s us, your Wineholics. It’s a beautiful morning, but also a sad morning. It’s a sad morning because Natsumi is going to leave tomorrow. This is why we— Jakub: (dramatically gasps for air) Vitalii: This is why we want to spend this last day in a special way! Jakub: We are going to skate on ice. And if you are wondering why my voice sounds so terrible: I have a cold. And yet Vitalii decided to drag me out and to put me on ice. Vitalii: I am going to teach him how to skate on ice.
Jakub: (coughs… could be worse though) Vitalii: Poor dog. Jakub: I am not poor! I have an Apple Watch! Vitalii: We will dress and then go for ice skating. Afterwards we will go to a chinese restaurant. And after that, we bring Natsumi to the airport… See you in a moment! Jakub: See you… Vitalii: (screams… or moans) Jakub: Hi. Jakub: We all know this is going to end bad. Vitalii: (inhales deeply) Oh my goodness! Natsumi: I knew it… Jakub: Okay. I will stop. Should I do it one more time? Probably that’s too much… Vitalii: Look at this nonconformist. Jakub: I have no idea what you talk about. Vitalii: I am saying that you are an antisocial person. You keep your distance from us. Vitalii: We are going for… Natsumi: Ice Skating! Vitalii: Because it’s time to teach Jakub to— Vitalii: I am going to tell you a scary story now… In ukraine a father went with his son for ice skating. Vitalii: And the child fell—
Natsumi: (laughs) Vitalii: What a fancy bus. You can charge your phone here! Natsumi: What? Vitalii from the past: The child fell. Natsumi from the past: (laughs) Vitalii: I will repeat it one more time: We are going to skate on ice. And nobody knows how to, except for me! Vitalii: I am a cool person. Jakub: There is no way I am going to do this! There are too many teenagers. I am embarrassed… Vitalii: Are you ready? Jakub: Not at all… Vitalii: Can you believe it!? They are making us go downstairs and then upstairs again! Natsumi: How are they so effortlessly going upstairs? I feel so old right now… I feel like 70 years old! Jakub: I will break my neck… Vitalii: This is more difficult than I thought. Jakub: It’s a disaster.
Natsumi: How?! WHY!? I can’t…! Jakub: Only Vitalii knows how to skate on ice… Jakub: Are you happy now? What have you done to us… Vitalii: Have you ever tried skiing? Natsumi: No! No winter sports at all! Natsumi: (frustrated) I am going to cry! Natsumi: Only Vitalii can enjoy this… Jakub: I told you that this is going to be a bad idea. Natsumi: I wish you mentioned it a bit earlier to me… Jakub: Why?
Natsumi: I was thinking this will be more exciting… Jakub: It is exciting because it is scary!
Natsumi: Yes, it’s so scary… Jakub: There he is! Vitalii: I started recalling how to do this! Jakub: It’s not so bad actually… Vitalii: I told you it’s not that bad. Jakub: Look! There is snow! I haven’t seen any snow at all this winter. There is finally some snow! It makes me wanna sniff it all in… Vitalii: We don’t do this kind of jokes anymore on YouTube! It’s 2020. Vitalii: Look how beautoful the trees are. People everywhere around are happy. The sponsor of this video is snow! Jakub: I am getting bullied by girls… they were making fun of my clothes! I am getting by bullied teenagers… it is happening again!! Vitalii: Jakub is getting bullied by teenagers. Natsumi: Really?
Vitalii: Yeah. They are joking about the way he’s dressed. Natsumi: Where is he now?
Vitalii: I don’t know. He is probably crying somewhere. Natsumi: (Asian sound of pity) Jakub: My hands are freezing, my nose is freezing, my balls are freezing… Every body part of mine is freezing! Vitalii: Let me warm your hands. Jakub: I feel super cold… Vitalii: It’s not necessary that we stay any longer. We can go if you want. I care about you. Jakub: (disbelieving sound) Vitalii: Just kidding! (laughs hysterical) Vitalii: How was your first experience? Natsumi: Nice! Fantastic! Jakub: Horny. Vitalii: Disappointing. Vitalii: Guess where we are? We are in a chinese restaurant! You look like a professor in those glasses. Jakub: I don’t see anything… Vitalii: We ordered pig, beef and… What have you ordered, Natsumi? Natsumi: Spicy fish. Vitalii: And how is it called? Natsumi: I have no idea. Maybe… (says something similar to the female reproduction organ) Vitalii:Mmh, female reproduction organ fish. Natsumi ordered a fish called female reproduction organ. Natsumi: No! Jakub: When I get close to something I can actually see it. Vitalii: Time to try spicy sauces! Vitalii: (pretends to choke… sadly only pretends) Natsumi: (coughs) It’s incredibly spicy! Jakub: Oh my goodness! It’s like an explosion… although I took only so little of it. I am shocked… Vitalii: It’s my favourite dish! I am very excited about it! Natsumi: Yes! I am glad you’re happy. Vitalii: I am so happy! Vitalii: I was missing this dish so much! Vitalii: It’s hot. Vitalii: Don’t film me, it’s embarrassing! Vitalii: It tastes better in Kiev and in China.
Jakub: Interesting. Jakub: This is my most favourite dish of all dishes we ate today. Vitalii: Are you ready to leave Germany? Natsumi: (remains silent) Vitalii: Why are you so disappointed? Jakub: Because this advertisement is telling me to use condoms. That’s disgusting. Who is having sex anyway? I don’t do these kind of things? Sex is for poor people. Vitalii: Guess where we are flying today? Jakub: Can you stop filming in the middle of the road? We will get knocked down by a car because of you! Vitalii: Jakub is today in a bad mood. Vitalii: Anyway, we are not going to fly anymore. Only Natsumi is leaving us. Natsumi: (sad asian sound) Jakub: I sound like a… Vitalii: Because of Natsumi we were waiting in the wrong line. Natsumi: Sorry for that… Jakub: She just doesn’t want to leave us. That’s why she took the longest line and hoped nobody would notice until it’s too late. Announcer: Security Advice. Do not let your luggage unattended. Vitalii: What’s that? Jakub: I can’t believe this actually worked… Natsumi: See you soon! Vitalii: Soon is when? Natsumi: I will text you. Vitalii: Natsumi left. This is the end of the video. This Sunday we will answer your Q&A questions in the bathtub. It’s too bright… Like I said, this Sunday will be Q&A time in the bathtub. Make sure not to miss it. Jakub: Subscribe. And let’s hope I will get healthy until then. THANKS FOR WATCHING! SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!