This is you. And these are… The six girls
you’ll date from the internet. You guys decided to go on a hike because 70 percent of her poster are in workout clothes and my god she looks good in
workout clothes. She’s pretty much complaining the whole time about how she
hates working out then posts a picture of you two about how much fun you’re having. Haha.
Let’s take a selfie! Say Instagram money! Okay this girl is way too hot to be on a
date with you. You thought she might have been drunk or playing a joke with their
friends to have swiped right, then the check comes. You realized this is her
seventh date this week and it’s only Wednesday. She hasn’t paid for dinner or
drinks in over a month. She’s probably going to go on another
date after this to get gelato for dessert. You know this girl, she’s the one
you never had the balls to ask out but it doesn’t matter anyway because she’s
always had a boyyyaa wait a minute, holy shit! She’s single again! Now’s your chance!
Long time no see, let’s catch up tomorrow afternoon. Yes! All right now play it cool. Whatever,
No big deal. You guys are gonna have so much fun lots to catch up on since college.
This is going to be… Horrible! And incredibly boring. Turns out you have nothing to
talk to her about because you know everything about her from stocking her
page for the past six years every five minutes of every day. Okay this girl
actually paid to find a date, you are getting laid tonight my friend. So can I
ask you a question? Yes! Yes! Of course I’ll marry. Oh, I brought my
grandmother’s Mary’s ring. Will you put it on me please? This is our first date! So you’re not proposing? She wanted to meet you at a German
restaurant? Isn’t that a little ironic? Ah! Who cares!?!
Doesn’t coming home to fresh matzo ball soup every night sound amazing? Plus
you know Jewish girls you the best… Sorry it’s my mom. Can’t you just call
her back? Um no she’ll think I’m dead. Hi mommy! She’s going to love you! Hahahahahaah No he paid, he paid. Oh is grandma there too?!? FaceTime FaceTime FaceTime Hi Grandma! You look great! You decide to look at missed connections
just for entertainment. Those people on there are so pathetic, those losers. No one
would ever respond to one of those.. holy shit! Wait! It’s the girl you saw at the
grocery store, Froot Loops Girl! You send this beauty a text. Let’s meet up! Ah what happened last night oh my oh my
god. You did it! You finally got laid! You’re a little sore but from what you
remember the sex was great! What a freak. As soon as you guys left you started
making out with you and even gave you a bj on the way home and insisted on doing
BUTT STUFF this little sex kitten is the one. Hey guys thank you for watching if
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