Hampi? Let’s go to Pondicherry instead, we can
chill ’cause it’s so peaceful there. Jeetu, we live in a building
full of retired couples. Isn’t it peaceful
enough for you? Shall we go to Rishikesh then?
We can do riverside camping. Yeah! You can pitch camp with one hand!
(typical wife taunt) I told you. The rickshaws here don’t
stop if you signal them with your hand. I made (kissing sounds) also. He didn’t listen in the noise so
just hit my hand and took off. How about Bikaner! There are forts and palaces… And you even like ‘bhujia’
a lot, don’t you? Akanksha, we’re going on
our Anniversary trip. What’s with Hampi,
Jodhpur and Bikaner? Are we going to
romance in the ruins! Don’t spoil my mood. Let’s go to Goa, it’s clichéd. We’ll tan in the day and party at night,
that’s getting 2 birds with one stone. Shall I book a hotel? Let me compare ratings and prices on
Trivago and book a hotel at best price. Why has Binny tagged you in
‘Tag your first crush’ post? that too, just 2 days
before our anniversary? Just look, she’s also tagged 10
other guys and 3 girls as well. She had even shared an
album few days back- ‘Enjoying honeymoon with
Alok Taawde and 36 others’. She keeps doing this, it’s her old habit.
Don’t overthink. Oh really… You remember HER old habits! And what about mine? Are you sure we should play? Yeah! How else are we going to spend
time till our lectures get over? Let’s play! We will even
get to know each other. But I know everything about you. -I’m sure even you know…
-Not a thing. I’ve only seen you outside
my class, always. And I just know your name
– Dada. Dada’s not my name. It’s just something
the guys in my gang…group call me. The name’s Jeetendra. Now, wouldn’t it have been more fun if you said
this after spinning the bottle? Let’s play. -Truth.
-Ok. You really don’t remember
us meeting before? No, when? We were in the same
class for a long time. After orientation, we had a
common lecture for all sections, I was sitting infront of you
then, for that entire 1.5 hours. In fact we even spoke. I said
“Excuse me, what’s the time?” You replied “Look
at your own watch”. Oh yeah! Right! You fought so much
with…Ajeet to sit there. You said alphabetically Ajeetendra would
sit before Akanksha, and not Ajeet. -Yes.
-Right! You yelled at him so much. -He’s still probably afraid of you, no?
-Yeah, I guess he is. So when did you go from
Ajeetendra to Jeetendra? There was a misprint
on the ID card… So I also must’ve
gotten confused. -Whose class have you bunked?
-Sheetal Ma’am. -And you?
-Mohit Sir. That grumpy Mohit? He bores so much! No doubt he’s still single.
Do you know what I call him? Virgin ‘Mohito’. -Who will mark your attendance?
-Mohit sir. Even he’s afraid of you? No, he’s my uncle. Oh! Sorry! -I didn’t know…
-No, no. It’s okay. Your secret is safe. Truth. Last semester you had posted on FB that whoever does
your web assignment, you’ll treat him/her in CCD. Then, why didn’t you? -I did!
-No, you didn’t! -I did. I remeber.
-You didn’t. I am telling you. -I did! Ask Raghav…
-Why should I ask Raghav when I… Raghav told you that he
did your assignment? Hold on! You did the assignment? No! Yes, I stayed up all night for it. And made the juniors do it. Jeetu, sir! Here’s your book. It was difficult to find. Please return my bike now. -Take it in the evening.
-Evening? Yeah. Jeetu? Yes, close friends
call me Jeetu. Okay, tell me something. Are you a closet nerd? Shall I tell you the truth? I sometimes go to the library
and read history books. About ancient kingdoms,
palaces, forts… Then, I close my eyes and
imagine myself in that era! Feels like I’m
travelling through time. It’s an old habit of mine!
Ever since school. What are you reading? It’s the same book that I had
borrowed from the library I don’t know where I lost it. I even posted that whoever finds
this book, I’ll treat them in CCD… Truth. Was it you who wrote ‘I love Akanksha’
on the last seat of the college bus? It wasn’t like that… So, the canteen guy doesn’t charge
me ’cause he’s afraid of you? -It must be out of respect…
-The last few months… There was a senior hitting on me but now he
respectfully greets me as his ‘sister-in-law’. Are YOU his brother? So this is what you are? Seniors, Juniors, canteen guy…
They’re all afraid of you, no? But let me be very clear, I’m a simple and sensitive girl. Just like Dia Mirza from RHTDM
(Bollywood film reference, go watch it) -But you, you are..!
-Jeetu! Jeetu! -Let’s leave! ‘Gaand todd de’ (ass whooper) is coming.
-Why is ‘Gaand todd de’— ‘Gaitonde’ sir coming here? Binny has again put up that status ‘Doing mass
bunk with Jeetendra Kumar and 30 others!’ I’m leaving. You
should leave as well. That Binny! Actually, I need to leave..
Can we do this truth and dare later… Shall I give you a dare? Jeetu? Will you come to the
library with me? To time travel? No! I don’t want to go at all! -Please, Jeetu!
-What please! Who goes on an anniversary trip alone? -Okay, don’t go. Cancel the plan.
-Okay, we’re not going. Plan cancel. I’ll go to Bikaner alone. Bikaner? Really?! My last truth…which I couldn’t
say in the canteen that day. I didn’t write ‘I love
Akanksha’ on the bus seat. I wrote ‘I *heart* Akanksha’. Sorry, I went from Maddy to Madhav Shastri for you.
(same Bollywood film reference. Watched it yet?) And in taking care
of your needs, I forgot all about your habits. And also that our chemistry
began with your history. -Shall I give you a dare?
-Yeah… Will you come to
Bikaner with me? To time travel? Yeah! -Sorry…
-No, it’s okay. It didn’t hurt. -I mean it hurt, but it’s okay now.