[Woman] Hey there!
[Man] Oh, hey there. [Woman] So?
[Man] Mh? [Woman] How was it? [Man] What?
[Woman] Was it everything you you thought it would be?
[Man] Like, us? Yeah it’s great. [Woman] No, how was it for your
first time? [Man] The first time! For me.>>Yeah, it was… uh… i-it’s…
>>Yeah?>>It’s uh… so… it was great!
>>It’s the first time I’ve taken a guy’s virginity.
>>Well, I wouldn’t have had it taken by anyone else but you. [Woman] Wow. Thank– We just met
last night. [Man] I know, I remember being
at the bar, and seeing you, and saying ‘that’s the girl I want
to take it from me’. For the first time. Which is
now… Just then. Last night.>>O-ok, thank you.
>>Yeah, great work.>>Aww.
>>Didn’t even hurt. [Woman] It only hurts girls the
first time. [Man] Oh, uh.
[she laughs] [Man] I’m just so new, you know.
Well, thank you for making it so comfortable and magical.
>>My pleasure, Dave. [Man] Thanks…
… Babe… [Man] So is this is what sex
is all the time? [Woman] Oh no, it gets
even better. [Man] Oh golly, wow!
[Woman] I mean, once you get more experienced, you’ll be able
to last longer, and then– [Man] Mh. Wait, what?
How long did I last? [Woman] Oh, like a minute, but
it’s fine, you know. And then when you get more
comfortable, you can learn to not be so… jackhammery.
[Man] Pretty sure some girls like that.
>>Oh, no. The opposite.>>Err…
>>Yeah. But you didn’t know that!>>I’m new at this!
>>Yeah! Yeah, it takes time! And then,
you know, then you’ll know which hole is which, and you
won’t spend the whole night trying to get it in the
girl’s butt hole. [Man] Ah, whoops!
[laughs awkwardly] [Woman] And then, you can get to
the point where the girl enjoys it, too.
>>Mh… Gonna stop you there. I don’t remember much from last
night, but I do remember you moaning.
>>Oh… Oh no. Oh. Oh, this is heartbreaking.
Sometimes, in order to make a guy feel better about himself,
a girl will fake it. I’m so sorry that had to come
from me. But it’s important that you know.
>>That’s… I’m… yea– I’m… Ok. I think you liked it, but…
>>No, sorry. But I’m exited for you!
>>Hm, you know, maybe a lot of girls do like it, and you don’t,
maybe just ’cause you’re a bit weird.
>>Well, no. No no no. With that kind of sex, any girl would fake
it just to make it stop as soon as possible.
>>Mh. Maybe. I think you liked it, though.
>>Well, no. But again–>>Some girls like it.
>>No. Absolutely not.>>Then again, maybe they do.
>>No they don’t.>>Well, all the girls that I’ve
been with liked it, so… [Man] In the future…
hypothetically. The girls in my mind love it.
>>It wasn’t your first time. [Man] Err… It was… with you. [Woman] Well now you have no
excuse for crying through the whole thing. Ugh. [Man] It was really emotional,
ok? Hey! [Man] Nice try, but you think
you’re pretty slick, don’t you. [Woman] What are you talking
about? [Man] Do you think I’m
a dumb idiot? This isn’t my first rodeo, babe.
I know exactly what’s gonna happen.