* walks down stairs * * grabs milk * * looks for cereal * * creats cereal and eats it * OMNOMNOMNOMNOM * gets text * Gold- Hey! Want to go shoping with Funneh and I at Moo Mart? 🙂 Date with the lucky lady, bro? You better dress like a gent. I heard the girls love it when guys wear fancy clothes. Come on Let’s go pick you out an outfit. * they walk up the srairs * * goes in closet * * comes out * * sparkly SFX * Way too fancy dude remember, you’re only going to the grocery store chill, bro! * goes back in closet and changes * * comes out * Eh, still too fancy don’t you have anything cooler looking Kyran? I mean you can borrow some of my clothes but you might not fit in it haha! * walks out * I like this one but, can we switch back to the fancy one? * Kyran get angry * * he storms into the closet * * comes out again * Ew, burn it! Okay I like the other one better. * comes out * Eh… maybe the- * Kyran gets hostile * You know what this outfit is great. I love it five stars. You’re such a handsome devil bro, I gotta go now BYE! * kyran angerly watches him get out * * kyran stares at the door waiting for him to leave * * gets notification * Gold- Hurry up Kyran! Funneh’s getting inpatient! xD Funneh-Why are you taking 4ever!! * shocked emoji * Funneh-Took you long enough Kyran! Hurry up! Funneh- Moo Marts having a blow out sale c’mon we’re gonna miss all the great deals! * Kyran falls in poop * Gold- Kyran! Are you okay? Uhh oh……. Please don’t tell me thats what I think it is! Funneh- Oh my gosh you smell so gross! * Kyran cries * Gold- you might wanna go home and change kyran, we can wait. Funneh- Before we start guys I need to open up the list on my phone. First thing is: we need to restock on food and tons of shampoo! Maybe eight bottles worth? Kyran- Why so many? 0_o Funneh-Cause– Gold-We’re going to plan a prank on those mean girls Felicia and Britney. Funneh- Hehe Funneh- yeah I saw this prank on Youtube! So you know they’re taking a shower in gym class or whatever, and you pour endless amounts of shampoo in their hair. * Funneh giggles * Gold-Yeah, that sounds fun doesn’t it Kyran? Funneh- Yup and– Kyran- Good luck with that! ^^ Gold- Yes and as soon as they’re done washing their hair BOOM! More shampoo! Funneh-It’s the ultimate prank. Gold- This is going to be the best prank yet Funneh, I can imagine the look on their snarky faces. Wait, do you think they sell toast cereal here? F: Oh, toast cereal? *gasp* Oh, I’ve always wanted to try that! Mmm! I think it tastes like cinnamon! K: It’s not good. I prefer Waifu-oats. It’s part of a nutritional breakfast! F: What does that taste like? I never heard of those before. K: It. Tastes. Like. HEAVEN
*dream face* *dead laugh XD* Look! G: They sell fruit and vegetables here, too!
(duh, it’s a grocers) K: I recommend Husuband-oats for you.
*giggle* F: Okay, if we see those type of cereals! G: We need to get shampoo that smells really bad. F: What type of shampoo should we use on their hair?
(SHE JUST SAID IT, WHAT (-_-) G: Great idea Funneh,
(how even– .–.?!) we’ll need to buy tons of it, then. K: Ooh! This one’s Artisan. It’ll stink. (dead laughs are life, period) F: Or, we can make shampoo with eggs. Rotten eggs! G: That’s going to smell so bad, imagine it being mixed with their shampoo! haha! K: Won’t they get sick from that? F: *gasp* You’re right. I don’t want to get anyone sick. Yeah, how about just– basic shampoo; The blue one? G: The blue one? How ’bout a shampoo that smells like poo?
(oh haha. sham-poo. funn-eh.) (srsly, you sound dead when laughing, no tea no shade) F: I don’t think the supermarket will sell poo-scented sham-poo. You’re weird! That’s so weird! G: Maybe we can find it at another store. *minor headphones warning in a few* F: Where is the shampoo section? Oh I found it! Down here. You might want to grab a couple of bottles, Gold(en). These blue ones. Maybe grab five? G: OK, let’s stock pile these shampoo bottles, and… F: …some cereal. Do we need any more milk? K: Maybe mix some tomatoes in it? F: Tomatoes? Sure, *gasp* tomatoes can’t make them sick. K: That way they’ll think they’re bleeding. O.o o.O F: Uh… ;;;;;;; *disturbed* F: That’s…
(enough from 4Ren, you’re welcome) [Gold] Kyran, I think you’re going a little too far [Kyran] Saw it in an anime Funneh- Kyran, that might be too far. I think Imagine if you were showering gold, and then you saw blood Gushing from your head wouldn’t you think someone hit you or? [Gold] Yeah, we might get in trouble for that prank [Kyran] Soapy blood Felicia and Britney might faint from that prank. [Kyran] It’s clean But anyways do we need more milk from home for our dorm or ice cream or yogurt? [Gold] Yes yogurt. [ooh] look they have a peach one, too [Funneh] Okay, you can grab that.[Gold] I’ll grab a pack they even have lime flavor. I’m getting two of these Gold, don’t grab too much. [Kyran] Maybe some stinky cheese. [Funneh] No stinky cheese Maybe some orange juice. [Gold] Freshly squeezed OJ. I can’t wait to try this. [Funneh] Grab some of that and Come on. Let’s move to the cereal section. [Gold] wait 20% off everything? [Funneh] No… Gold you know how crazy you get on sales. Do not step in this section! [Gold[ this nail polish is so cheap It’s called Rock’in Banana’s [Kyran] oh look husbando oats [Worker] You stop that right now, get back here! Stop throwing the pop bottles everywhere! You’re gonna get me fired! Is this your baby?! [Funneh] Us? You think that’s my baby?! [Worker] Tell your husband to control your monkey. [Funneh] whoa, whoa, whoa? Kyran is not my husband [Worker] Whatever, just control your kid before we charge you guys for damages! Well, you heard him (her) husband go get the kid! [Baby] I R MONKEYS AND I R CUTE!! 😀 [Funneh] Kyran, do something leer the little kid out we’re not allowed to go in there anyways. [Gold] Aw, he’s actually kind of cute [Baby] I R BABY AND I R CUTE!! 😀 [Funneh] Gold, do something. [Baby] I R BABY AND I R CUTE!! 😀 [Funneh] They’re stepping all over the meat.[Baby] You R human, and you smell like POOP! [Funneh] Ouch… [Kyran] Come on little guy. I have a phone that you can play hundreds of games on. [Funneh] That’s right a a smartphone something you don’t have [Baby] May I see it pwetty please? [Funneh] oh, aw, he’s so cute ah They’re gonna play some phone games. Maybe some candy crush. [Baby] Dis phone is so pwetty, I wonda if it tastes good wit bacon [Kyran] WHAT THE HECK! THAT LITTLE MONKEY BROKE MY PHONE! [Funneh] I’m sorry Kyran. No don’t cr–. Gold, you got to do something ah [Gold] You and Kyran would be terrible parents, let me handle this.[Funneh] Kyran, It’s okay [Gold] Hi, there, little guy aren’t you a handsome young man? [oh], yes, you are [Baby noise] [Funneh] aw, so Adorable.[Baby] I liek u hair.[Gold] Aw, thank you [Funneh] So cute. [Baby] I also liek bubble gum. (Chewing) [Funneh] Everyone likes bubble gum. *spits out chewing gum into golds hair* [Gold] Oh My Gosh, did he just spit gum in my hair?! [Kyran]I guess now we’re even! xD [Funneh] Ha, Gold you have to get a haircut! tihehe [Gold] Funneh, hurry do something about him! [Funneh] Okay, now it’s my turn step aside everybody. Hi there little baby. The ones sitting on the trash can. Hello little cute, baby.[Baby] Hewwoo! [Funneh] Where are your parents? Where your beautiful parents at? [Kyran] Funneh, be careful.[Baby] you are my paiwents [Funneh] We’re not your parents. We’re high school students who came here to buy snacks and chips [Baby] Mommy can you bring me to da washwoom pwease? [Funneh] There’s no washroom around here, and I’m not your mom! *customers gasp* um, I mean, I’m your mom, and you’re the best kid! [Baby] My namwe is Chad I love my mom and dad da R da best. Dey buy me toys and dey buy me books. *Customers Awe* [Funneh] Come on, sweetie. Let’s go home now [Baby] Can you hold my hand mum?[Funneh] Of course I can now let’s go to the checkout! [Cashier] You have
the cutest baby He resembles the father much more. How old is he? [Funneh] He’s only… five years old? [Cashier] And how long have you two been together? [Funneh] Me and him [uh]? not long.. [Gold] Pst..Funneh. [Funneh] What, Gold? Um I’m sorry, but it seems like little Chad had an accident on the floor @[email protected] [Cashier] That’s fine *On speaker* clean-up on aisle one, Clean-up, on aisle one. We have irresponsible parents who let their son Pee himself everyone that’s two blue-haired people Standing near checkout lane one I repeat that is the two blue-haired people standing near checkout lane one. [Funneh] This is so embarrassing come on let’s get out of here. (Background Music Kicks In) Why are you following us? we’re going home [Baby] Yeah, let’s go home Mum and Dad [Chad’s Dad] Chad, where are you going with those people? We were worried sick please don’t go running off with random people? [Baby] Sorry, Dad. [Chad’s Mom] Now let’s go home honey the frosting on the spoon won’t lick itself.[Baby] Yeah, I love you guys! Are we going to talk about that? [Funneh] How about we pretend that we never saw those two and Let’s just go home and plan our prank [Felicia] Britney, make sure to grab me the shampoo that’s made with baby tears lalalalala, I’m Felicia wise and I’m the most smartest girl in the world [uh] [huh], [uh] yeah, just gonna clean my hair a little bit. Britney? Okay, the shampoo. It keeps getting stuck! Why isn’t it coming off?! Brittany! Brittany! The Shampoos not coming, Brit! Brittany!! [Funneh] Haha, best prank ever! [Yandere-Chan] Still moping over that dead girl? Pathetic Celeste, remember that guy you told me about? Well tell him it’s time. I’ll triple the pay for this one. [Celeste] You don’t think that’s going too far?[Yandere-Chan] I’m not going to let a dead girl keep me away from my Senpai. [Celeste] Whatever you say, he’ll have it done by tonight. *Car engine starts* (Footsteps) *Splash* (End/Background Music)